Tell me who has never done any silly thing in this world? Of course with me, I'm especially prone to doing them. If u have never been silly then u really need to lighten up a bit dude. Maybe u need to hang out more with me and take away the silliness from me *wink*wink* - provided u are leng chai or u have leng chai friends...muahahaha. Ok I'm not really so gila lelaki..just a tiny weeny bit now that I am sooooo single and available.
Anyway, let's start from when I was really young. When in Kindergarden, I was made to perform some Waltz dancing for a concert performance, and they made me partner this guy who was err..dark skin (OK OK, I was a racist then but no more!!!). Don't ask me how I learnt to do this but I very naively wrote in my small kid handwriting a letter to my class teacher. I was pretending to be my mum and informing the teacher that I will not allow my kid to dance with a guy. Hmm, think I was not too bright at that time either. So what happens next? Of course mum got called up to meet the teacher and that was the 1st time I felt rotan on my backside *ouch*ouch*
As if I did not learn from that, I went on to become a corrupted student. In Std 2, I forgot to do my homework, and tried to pay off my teacher to forget about it. I still wasn't too bright then coz what insane teacher would accept a RM1 bribe!?!! Once again my mum was called to meet the school principal and I was left with another rotan mark on my gloriously smooth backside. Umm, I think my mum was really worried then I would grow up to be some mafia :D
Fortunately I breeze thru the rest of my school days being less silly....until I met a bunch of sillier friends. In my 1st year of work cum travel, me and Lelean went on a weekend escape to Paris to meet up with Paul. Being typical "poor" Malaysian, we decided to save on the lodging money. Thinking it's summer, should not be a problem to sleep out on the street. (shit, sounds like some homeless beggar). So happily we sat ourselves down near the Seine River as night falls. Only 2 word sticks to my head till this day - FUCKING FREEZING! We were sooo cold and no place to hide and silly Paul kept insisting I put my head on his lap to keep warm. What on ur lap is so warm may I ask Paul??? So anyway...take it from me. Summer is winter during the nights!
My next silly thing (and also LL's..keke) happened at Paul's house too. Hmm, does tht mean Paul = silly? (lalalalalala) It was Christmas time and there was a whole gang of us there. Paul had bought a bottle of champagne, and plenty of wine and beer. And someone had some marijuana incense? or was it Kama sutra incense? Some bad incense lar. So we started with a champagne toast. Bottoms up mind u. And subsequently I have no idea how much we drank. All I can recall is this MC and Paul with their evil laugh happily pouring wine and beers into all our glasses. (Now Paul informing it was actually Boo..now how could Boo have been tht evil??!! Whack u Paul!!) Soon u have conversations like "Seeeeeee...I can walk in straight line", "Paul, pleeease dun kill me, I can be useful", "I wanna sleep", "Why u look so blurr", "MC, pleassee...more more!". How did this end? With LL and my head halfway in the toilet bowl trying to puke imaginary stuff out! And silly MC trying to take photos of us. No wait..not trying...he did catch pics of us!
Hmm, I got lots more silly things but unfortunately work has spoilt all my mood at the moment. So would be great if someone would cheer me up with more of their silly stories.
And the great COP speaks.....
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isn't it great to have silly memories? hee *smirk*
.. i still remember when my house was overrun by 7 Malaysians. Luckily their visit didn't leave too many scars (apart from the emotional ones of course) and indeed that particular night was fun. It did also include a bottle of port and after the bottom's up (i don't think oiping mentioned the fact that the beer bottles were a little bit bigger then usual, almost half liter Grolsch haha) it really got going. I got this nice kris knife as a present for letting 7 Malaysians in my house (dutch are so friendly) and when i playfully pointed it at COP she immediately tried to bring herself in safety. Not by running away but instead she said "OH NO .. DON'T KILL ME .. I CAN BE USEFULLL TO YOU !". Well, as you may understand this has made a lasting impression on me! And as for Boo .. he was awfully familiair with the concept of bottom's up i can tell you.
Darn! I miss those moment. Hey let's do it again this year? la la la... I can see sweat forming on Paul's head. His thought? As usual... BLOODY NOISY ASIAN are coming again. Sabotage my house, burned my kitchen, make fun of my electronics... blah blah blah :-P
COME ON! Without us? You are bored silly ok! We are all BORN ENTERTAINERS HA! HA! HA!
Sweat forming on my head. No way. I still have to finish that Grolsch commercial you started dear sassy girl
So everybody is most welcome at my house. This time will lit fireplace and try that marshmallow thing. Oh .. and i am sure it will not be as wet as last time :-)
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