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The below is only from my cuckoo imagination and is in no way reference to any person - dead or alive
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For those of ya who have no idea what or who Chicken Worm is, try translating it to Cantonese and u get the idea.
And a typical chicken worm's favourite place to go is of course a certain exotic land ladden with cheap and pretty chickens.
So here is my story of a chicken worm I know...and his name in short is CW.
Once upon a time, there lived an innoccent angelic little boy with big blue round eyes in some far off land known to many as Potato-land. So innoccent was he that he thought condoms only came in one size *duh* (actually I thought condoms came in one brand!)
Then the day came when little CW was to become a man...a TRUE man...showing off his manhood to the most deserving female in chicken-land. But alas....*ring*ring*..a call from CW for moi --> conversation goes something like "Sob, sob, LooneyBin...HELP me!!! I can't fit in"
*Looney Bin scratches head in wonder*
What exactly can't this guy fit in??!!??!! "Looney Bin, I'm too BIG!! I can't fit in your little asian condom"
*Looney Bin rofl and faints*
WTF?!!! Did u get the largest size? Sure he did, and yet he can't fit in. Makes me start to wonder how huge is this "asset" of his ...hmmm....ok, ok...stop imagining! So the 1st encounter with chicken for poor CW ended on a dissapointing note. But fear not CW, sos is coming!!!
*arrival of european-size rubber*
A-ha, with right size rubber in hand, CW sets off in search of new chicken blood once again. This time he shall not fail....or so he thinks. Sigh~~~ *ring*ring* Once again a cry for help --> "Sob, sob, LooneyBin...HELP me!!! I can't fit in"
WTF again?!!! Did he like drink a ton of Tongkat Ali?!! Imagination running wild again. Maybe I should strip him and see for myself....*vomit*vomit*
"NO!!!! The condom fits just fine. It's the hole...it's too bloody small!"
*Looney Bin dies laughing*
Moral of story : Before sticking the batang into a hole, make sure the batang is not bigger than the hole :) Else it's gonna be a STICKY situation.
3 comments:
Poor cw, had fun with the burning sensation ?
but at least he has done the 1st item from his 10_things_to_do_before_you_die_list
1. try 1 chick from chicken farm DONE
2. try 2 chick from chicken farm
3. try 3 chick from chicken farm
4. try 4 chick from chicken farm
5. try 5 chick from chicken farm
6. try 6 chick from chicken farm
7. try 7 chick from chicken farm
8. try 8 chick from chicken farm
9. try 9 chick from chicken farm
10. try 10 chick from chicken farm
LIKE REAL! We don't know who you are talking about :-P
Close both eyes also can guess
HA HA HA!
maybe the batang was never meant for the hole...
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