Today I had a fight with a dear friend of mine. Left me really sad because he made me realised I was an insensitive selfish bitch.Ok can't exactly call it a fight since he did not use his karate chops and I did not use my Zhang Ziyi kicks...but still a disagreement nevertheless. Once again my heartfelt and sincere apologies to you Paul for being the naughty devil that I am *blows kisses*
So anyway, the short fight with Paul that I had today made me realise how important it is not to fight and why we should instead promote Making Love Instead Of War. I know nuts about making war, and I hope people will believe me too when I say I know nuts about making love! (OK Stop
laughing!). Well you should believe me since I really did thought there was only one brand of condoms ie. Durex. But of couse I also know that Durex has type normal, Ribbed , Featherlight, ExtraSafe...etc.. Ermm, I read that from an encyclopedia *angelic smile*
Well, to cut a long story short, I really don't know how to make love. What exactly is the meaning of MAKE LOVE? Is it simply the ritual of having sex? Or does it involve more passion and feeling? Does it involve Kama Sutra positions? Btw, is 'Helicopter' position part of the KamaSutra??!! I really wonder how that works. I mean is the guy's thing really long enough to still be attached to the girl while she is flying around above him? U get the picture?? A collegue of mine (who btw promotes drinking papaya milk for bigger breast..of course she taught me way TOO LATE coz tht should have been done while in "expanding meat" stage of life) once showed me a picture of this fascinating position and believe me, you really gotta be a yoga expert to be flying round and round up there and still get orgasm!
Which brings me to another question...what exactly is orgasm?!! Is it really like in the books and I quote "as his manhood push harder and deeper into her, she felt her body quivering and shaking uncontrollably. The stars and the moon exploded before her as she reach her climax.
Aaahhh...aaahhhhhh...Ooooo she screams before she finally heave a loud Awwwwww..and drops into his pulsating sweating body". My gosh, orgasm sounds like lots of fun, and yet tough work. Indeed it must be tough work for a lot of ladies coz plenty of my gf tells me they should be awarded an oscar for best actress in bed. Their advice to me - perfect the art of closing half eyes and letting out joyous lusty screams. Duh~~
Moral of story : It's not good to still be a virgin at 30 (QUIT LAUGHING will ya!) coz then u dun know to believe the lusty books or to believe your friends, and definitely because you cannot experience stars and moon exploding in your head....*harder, harder*
3 comments:
Very sorry i made you sad. That certainly was not my intention although i would look forward to boxing you ;-). Anyway ... keep blowing those kisses.
Too bad you have such limited condom knowledge. Must be bothering you so much. Maybe you should take study trip to uhmm .. Thailand for example. I happen to know they have a lot of rubber trees and things made from rubber :-D.
First time i hear of the papaya milk story hahahah. Anyway, i am no expert but i would think love and making love are not quite the same. Do you need to make love to love and do you love when you make love. I would say it's nice to make love to someone you love. Oh .. and can anybody please explain the helicopter position to me .. please!
What is an orgasm. Uhmmm ... let's say i am not in a position to answer that for you hahahaha. But i like the part with sweaty shaking pulsating bodies reaching a climax .. oh wow .. oh no .. oh .. yes ..
King, u really gotta stop watching those porn stuff. U are truly getting very looney I must say.
Someone told me once that dying man on their last breath always regret how little they have done for or with their love ones, never I hear that they regret which karma position that they have yet to try..
For one to understand what love making is about, maybe it's to first respect the LOVE in the making..
The ideas of thought will flow then..
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