Friday, July 15, 2005

LOFT Review

I finally got my ass into THE LOFT. Went there yesterday with 2 sweet guys and a crazy lady. For those uninformed, Loft is a club located near Sheraton KL along the stretch of Heritage Row. The place was initially introduce to me by a certain kaki-clubbing who just got back from UK. So if a guy who frequents club in UK said Loft was good, then it has to be good I guess. The 1st time I went there, the crowd was definitely hot. And those were just the crowds queuing OUTSIDE the entrance. All u see is endless beemers and merz arriving with curvavious babes and musculaly-toned guys stepping out. Wah wah..the "preview" was exciting enough.
But bummer, not allowed in!!!! So fussy lar. Guys need to have collared-shirt and shoes, while girls had to at least exposed 50% of their body. So like tht lar....Well at least some condolenscence was that the guy in front of the queue was such a looker - he has to be a good looker coz my guy friends said he was handsome too. I was soooooooooooooooooooo close to "smelling" him ;)

So with that sneak preview, I vowed to come back with a vengeance. Unfortunately the vengeance happened on a Thursday night. But no worries, it was Ladies night so FREE margarita for the ladies :) Honestly the place was a bit of a dissapointment. Was not as huge as I imagined it to be though I must say the toilet's wash basin was sensually modern. And they even have a guy handing u napkins to wipe ur hands. If u smile nicely to him, he might even wipe it for u..haha.

In the middle of the dance floor is a catwalk that leads to the bar. On this special night we were "rewarded" with some free show - stick thin girls grooving to the music and gyrating their hips against one another (very LES I must say, but think the guys got "hard" looking at it *wink*), a couple of exhibitionist performing french kiss in middle of catwalk (would have been great if the guy looked better and the girl 10 years older and meatier...as it was, looked like some chinaman kissing a skinny schoolgirl). The best show was probably the gwai lou who started stripping for free. Too bad he only stripped the shirt *so sad*. But his body I must say was a nice "eye wash" after all those LES dance.But bugger, the bouncer made him put the shirt back on before I even had enough!

Overall the crowd was not as classy as expected. Mixture of gwai lou and locals, and even some weird silly men who thought a club was for playing "catching". The music that night was more of soul R&B - not my kinda music, but was assured music on weekends much better. Liquor price was kinda over the market price - probably hiked up by those rich kids who arrived in their daddy's luxury car. The eye-candy of the club must be its GM. And because of tht crazy lady I so carelessly brought along, I now have his name and phone number AND I have to run when I see his face again because of the immense embarassment she caused me. I bet with that lady that she will not dare to get his number, and the next thing I know he comes over to me to introduce himself and whisper the number into my ears. Argghh, don't ever dare a sales lady! But I have his number :D .....But what am I to do with it *hit myself on head*

Next review is Passion. Care to join anyone??

COP speaks through her drunken stupor today...
Btw, I was joking abt the girls needing to wear less than 50% clothing ....it is 70% :-p

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