Drink, Drank, Drunk (Parental Guidance Required)

Drinking is bad for health. No, got to be more specific. Drinking ALCOHOL is bad for the health. Just like smoke, sex and gambling, it is one of the vices and great sin of life. It promotes promiscuity, abuses, murder, gang fights, breaks up marriages and families. So if money is root of all evil, then drinking is root of all violence.I should know, coz I am a victim of such violence.

It started out when a bunch of us met up for a "small" drinking session, and ended up it was quite a "medium" drinking session. Everyone was happy but blurr, and that was when I made my mistake. Getting into a car/jeep/lorry/whatever that is too high while wearing a short skirt is mistake #1. Mistake #2 was trusting that the driver was concious and sane when he obviously couldn't walk in a straight line. Not wearing a seat belt is Mistake #3. Mistake #4 was being high and blurr AND not wearing a selt belt!! Next thing I knew, my head was knocking against the window (and I have a bruise on my forehead to attest to that) and then my head was on some girl's lap. Mistake #5 was of course trying to grab the girl to steady myself, coz then I was accused of becoming LES.Aarghhh.... The evils of alcohol!!! But heck that was fun :D

So I've gotten tired of reading about the perils of alcohol and decided that I should instead find some goodness out of the alcohol. Here's a list of good reasons to drink and drink and drink :

1) Drinking may be bad for the health, but it's certainly good for the soul. Drinking too much makes u happy...well for that moment. Suddenly the world is such a jolly fun place to be in, and everyone becomes your best friend...for a girl, that would means plenty of guys suddenly wanna be ur good friend too :-p

2) And for ladies, after drinking a few rounds and ur eyes start to blurr a bit, you will find more handsome guys around u. I noticed that KL Clubbing scene doesn't have much leng chai, but when u become drunk and your eyesight fails u, u'll suddenly see lots of hunks with killer looks. Ah...to be cheated this way I admit is really cheating yourself.

3) Alcohol especially beer promotes a good circulation of blood and water in the body. Ever notice how ur heart pumps ever so fast to send those blood rushing to your head and trying to keep you awake? And notice too how often you need to go to the loo after a few shots of alcohol? Constant walks to the Loo is a good form of exercise :)

4) With the onset of drunkeness, your body also starts to lose its sense of smell. And that is really good when you need to go to the loo so often. No more stinky toilets :)

5) Alcohol in the blood also makes one a good hot dancer. Thought u didn't have the moves? Well, when u're drunk, u think no one dances as hot as u. And sometimes u might even need to be restraint from jumping up the bar to show off your "cool" moves.

6) A high enough amount of alcohol in the bloodstream is a good form of "detoxification"? Don't believe? Try it next time. Drink urself insane and wait for the moment we drinkers dread. That's the moment when the body rejects all rubbish in the system, and u start to throw up. Usually u'll be throwing up by the roadside in front of Teow Chow porridge (fav. throwing up place of a certain missy screaming "I want my hubby"), in front of Kim Gary (ahem..ahem..mr.cf good memories??), in some good samaritan's car (*guilty*) or the worst ..with the head hanging in the toilet bowl. Whatever favourite position it is, the end of that process guarantees total cleanout of the body system, and possibly a shirt dripping with disgusting puke.

Wow, I did not know the list could grow this long. Now I know why I just love my alcohol. But everyone, remember...you always have to bear the consequences of your actions. Being drunk may be fun, but only for the moment while it last. The after effects are usually not worth it at all. No one likes a hangover. I should know. I've been asleep dead on my bed most of today. What a waste of good fruitful time!!

COP tells u to say NO to alcohol.....unless you're out to have some mighty good crazy fun *wink*