Recently heard about a very interesting scandal that happened right here in Malaysia involving 3 employees of a big multinational company located in KL. The rumours floating around seems to suggest that these 3 "close" colleague consisted of 2 guys and a gal, and somehow one was err..shagging the other, and the other was also bunking the 3rd one. But things got out of hands when a 4th party got jealous of the cosy relationships and made a big commotion, hence attracting the attention of the management. The ending of story...u guess.
Anyway, me being in such a small, empty office seems to have kinda lost touch with the outer world. I never knew office relationships have gotten so complex :) Makes me tempted to go join bigger organisations. Haha. Ok joke aside. What has become of society today? Have we all become so low in moral that we forget our responsibilities to our work and to our partners just for the sake of a few lustful illicit sex? And why is sex so overrated that people can do all sort of nonsense just to satisfy themselves? Before anyone start calling me a prick or a virgin mary, u better watch ur mouth coz I smack real hard!
First and foremost, an attached person should NEVER look around. Keep ur eyes focus on yourself, your partner and your family. Leave the fishes in the sea to the other poor fishermen/woman who have not managed to get any.
Second, one should always avoid an office affair. It's like opening up a can of worms. How exactly does one not mix personal with work when you are sleeping together? And what happens when the relationship turns sour? Are we opening ourselves to sexual harassment charges? FYI, it's not right to tell a colleague his bum looks tight even if it does. It's not right to tell a colleague she looks delicious enough to lick. And it's definitely not right to be telling her that you have a bird that's free and it's surrounded by balls. Ahemm....potato man?! U get my hint?
Third, if you do have an affair with a colleague, for goodness sake, don't do your dirty business where you both work! But I guess that adds to the excitement of those stolen kisses, and flirty touches. The unforbidden fruit always taste the sweetest right? But don't be stupid lar! Risking a career for a man or woman. Too high a sacrifice.
Lastly, if you must have an affair in the office, make sure it's with someone who can pull u up the corporate ladder. Now that's a smart affair. Hahahaha. At least worth the risk RIGHT?! But I am in no way encouraging this action. But may I add, better still if that person is famous so you can even blackmail him. Err..was I the one asking what happen to moral of society today? **head bang**
Anyway, just be smart. Don't do it until the whole world knows about it and even write about it their blog :-P
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