One day a monkey met a baby tiger at his workplace and the monkey was totally fascinated by the tiger. He had never seen such a strange beautiful creature before and thought her to be different from that of his species. So monkey decided to himself that he must have baby tiger. Now that was not a simple thing because baby tiger was an aloof creature and untouchable. She seems expensive and hard to win over. Ahah...thought naughty monkey..I have an idea *bulb light lits*
Monkey sent baby tiger a nasty email regarding work and that started a frenzy of email war between them both. So now he's got her attention. Smart.... Next he pretended to backdown and admit defeat. Smart..... Then opportunity striked and monkey got to ask baby tiger for her phone number, and of course they started coming out for casual chats and monkey even taught baby tiger how to hang around trees and jungles.
One night as they were hanging around their friendly jungle pub, baby tiger was intoxicated and monkey took the opportunity then. He stared into her eyes and baby tiger returned the stare with a peck on monkey's forehead. The monkey nearly melted from sweetness then. He felt as if he was floating and a million butterflies was flapping their wings in his round little tummy.
He looked into her eyes once again and whispered "you're so sweet, can I make you mine?".
Baby tiger smile her sexy little smile and in a split second opened her mouths and swallowed monkey! "No, you are mine instead" laughed baby tiger.
Moral of story : Baby tigers are harmless, but not females...especially those high on alcohol.
To be continued .....
1 comment:
That tiger female is a jackass.
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