One day a monkey met a baby tiger at his workplace and the monkey was totally fascinated by the tiger. He had never seen such a strange beautiful creature before and thought her to be different from that of his species. So monkey decided to himself that he must have baby tiger. Now that was not a simple thing because baby tiger was an aloof creature and untouchable. She seems expensive and hard to win over. Ahah...thought naughty monkey..I have an idea *bulb light lits*
Monkey sent baby tiger a nasty email regarding work and that started a frenzy of email war between them both. So now he's got her attention. Smart.... Next he pretended to backdown and admit defeat. Smart..... Then opportunity striked and monkey got to ask baby tiger for her phone number, and of course they started coming out for casual chats and monkey even taught baby tiger how to hang around trees and jungles.
One night as they were hanging around their friendly jungle pub, baby tiger was intoxicated and monkey took the opportunity then. He stared into her eyes and baby tiger returned the stare with a peck on monkey's forehead. The monkey nearly melted from sweetness then. He felt as if he was floating and a million butterflies was flapping their wings in his round little tummy.
He looked into her eyes once again and whispered "you're so sweet, can I make you mine?".
Baby tiger smile her sexy little smile and in a split second opened her mouths and swallowed monkey! "No, you are mine instead" laughed baby tiger.
Moral of story : Baby tigers are harmless, but not females...especially those high on alcohol.
To be continued .....
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Monday, March 27, 2006
My life in Bangkok
Sawadeeka....
What is life in Bangkok like? To me there's really not much difference. The people at work are really hospitable and friendly people, and most of the people on the street are gracious and gentle EXCEPT for the guys at the immigration. Somehow morning, day or night they have this sour looking face that's doesn't win any points for friendliness.
I haven't been out exploring the city though as nowadays they have all the pre-election demostrations so I don't feel too safe walking out and being possibly bombed to pieces. I even heard of teksi drivers who kick you out of the teksi if they find out that you're not supporting the same candidate as them? : Did I just say they were gentle people? :S
My favourite subject would be the Thai food. It's really so much more than the fare we get at our local Malaysian Thai restaurants. Initially it was a bit hard to adapt because most of the food was sour and spicy. And now I know I also have to be aware of what I am ordering because they seem to have a liking for blood. Eaten a noodle with beef/pork blood in your soup to make it tastier? O yuck, I only found out after I drank the whole bowl of soup.
And yes, there is a massage parlour everywhere. I think 6 out of 10 shops offers massage services. One of the more interesting service is called 'Body to Body Massage'. Somehow I doubt if I would be allowed to try that out :) But I know plenty of guys are imagining trying it out!!! (And I heard it's really shiooookkkk and not too expensive too) And "chickens" are all over the street but I thinkI am a bit prejudiced coz everyone looks like a "chicken" to me. And then when the real "chicken" is right in front of me, I doubt that she is a "chicken". SOOOO I am no expert on "chicken" watching :( But the other day, 3 chickens went into my apartment lift and there was 3 old hamsap men with them. Is it really soooo fun to have S*x with chickens??!!!
Let me discover and reveal more next time :)
I miss you Crystal, Mudpie and Monkey!!!! It's tough to be away from home :(
What is life in Bangkok like? To me there's really not much difference. The people at work are really hospitable and friendly people, and most of the people on the street are gracious and gentle EXCEPT for the guys at the immigration. Somehow morning, day or night they have this sour looking face that's doesn't win any points for friendliness.
I haven't been out exploring the city though as nowadays they have all the pre-election demostrations so I don't feel too safe walking out and being possibly bombed to pieces. I even heard of teksi drivers who kick you out of the teksi if they find out that you're not supporting the same candidate as them? : Did I just say they were gentle people? :S
My favourite subject would be the Thai food. It's really so much more than the fare we get at our local Malaysian Thai restaurants. Initially it was a bit hard to adapt because most of the food was sour and spicy. And now I know I also have to be aware of what I am ordering because they seem to have a liking for blood. Eaten a noodle with beef/pork blood in your soup to make it tastier? O yuck, I only found out after I drank the whole bowl of soup.
And yes, there is a massage parlour everywhere. I think 6 out of 10 shops offers massage services. One of the more interesting service is called 'Body to Body Massage'. Somehow I doubt if I would be allowed to try that out :) But I know plenty of guys are imagining trying it out!!! (And I heard it's really shiooookkkk and not too expensive too) And "chickens" are all over the street but I thinkI am a bit prejudiced coz everyone looks like a "chicken" to me. And then when the real "chicken" is right in front of me, I doubt that she is a "chicken". SOOOO I am no expert on "chicken" watching :( But the other day, 3 chickens went into my apartment lift and there was 3 old hamsap men with them. Is it really soooo fun to have S*x with chickens??!!!
Let me discover and reveal more next time :)
I miss you Crystal, Mudpie and Monkey!!!! It's tough to be away from home :(
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
Money buys happiness?
A new beginning has started for me, and like all new beginnings it starts a bit apprehensive and a bit shaky. It's always frightening to walk into new territory especially if you have been enjoying yourself in a familiar environment. At this moment I am wondering if I was totally sane when I decided to leave SSA. SSA has been like home to me for 5 years, and I've grown a lot with that company. Life in SSA has gotten so comfortable that I could control my own time and work with very minimal supervision. So what made me move on? I guess I just needed to take on more challenge or maybe more money? Yalah, money is the root of all evil!!!
Now I have to travel weekly away from home and family and dogs and friends. I'll probably get used to it, but right now I am a bit homesick. Ya stop laughing! It might be one day away from home but I sure do miss HOME! I miss you my little MOJO. I miss you my sweet dar dar. So the million dollar question is - can money really buy happiness?
Thinking back, a lot of my decisions in life were ruled by the dollar sign. And admittedly some of these decisions had proved to be a mistake or so it seems at tht point of time. But if you really think abt it, nothing was really a mistake. Every path taken leads you to your destiny in life. What seems like a loss now may prove to be a blessing in future. What I did learn is that money may not be able to buy u happiness, but it can definitely buy u comfort and luxuries in life. And there is nothing more satisfying than being able to pay for what you desire and know you worked hard for it and that you did not have to depend on someone else to grant it to you. That is what I call independence indeed :)
A life with lack of money is a life of misery. Sure you can have all the love, all the health..but money is really the root of all (not just evil). Without money, that happiness and subsequently that health will suffer. So YES, money is very important and is a very crucial factor in ensuring happiness in life. I know I sound really money-minded and materialistic, but if you give it a good thought, you'll probably agree totally with me. Else maybe you should enlighten me as to how to leave the money factor out of growing happiness :)
So unfortunately until the day I had enough of money (which is probably never!), I will need to continue to fight for it, continue to strive hard for it...and like all other mankind..continue to be slave to it. That is indeed the sad fact of life - we are all slaves without realising it. But how many of us can possibly let go and leave this money-chasing game?
Now I have to travel weekly away from home and family and dogs and friends. I'll probably get used to it, but right now I am a bit homesick. Ya stop laughing! It might be one day away from home but I sure do miss HOME! I miss you my little MOJO. I miss you my sweet dar dar. So the million dollar question is - can money really buy happiness?
Thinking back, a lot of my decisions in life were ruled by the dollar sign. And admittedly some of these decisions had proved to be a mistake or so it seems at tht point of time. But if you really think abt it, nothing was really a mistake. Every path taken leads you to your destiny in life. What seems like a loss now may prove to be a blessing in future. What I did learn is that money may not be able to buy u happiness, but it can definitely buy u comfort and luxuries in life. And there is nothing more satisfying than being able to pay for what you desire and know you worked hard for it and that you did not have to depend on someone else to grant it to you. That is what I call independence indeed :)
A life with lack of money is a life of misery. Sure you can have all the love, all the health..but money is really the root of all (not just evil). Without money, that happiness and subsequently that health will suffer. So YES, money is very important and is a very crucial factor in ensuring happiness in life. I know I sound really money-minded and materialistic, but if you give it a good thought, you'll probably agree totally with me. Else maybe you should enlighten me as to how to leave the money factor out of growing happiness :)
So unfortunately until the day I had enough of money (which is probably never!), I will need to continue to fight for it, continue to strive hard for it...and like all other mankind..continue to be slave to it. That is indeed the sad fact of life - we are all slaves without realising it. But how many of us can possibly let go and leave this money-chasing game?
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